March- Welcome To My Life

So In days like these, where I stumble across the time of when my dogs get fed, is when I realize how spoiled, food wise, the pets of my house are, rather than me. My dogs get precisely 1 cup of dog food, but to top it off my parents give them cottage cheese precisely to 1 and a half spoons full, plain yogurt precisely to 1 spoon full, boiled eggs crushed up all nice and neatly evenly spread among their dog bowl, and of course, how could I forget, they even get about 3 different types of vitamins. Of course, the amounts of when they get what are spread out throughout the entire week, however their food preparation is as if they were waiting at a 5 star restaurant and they were the last person (or canine) standing in their way of staying in business. They have a set time to be fed too, Between 6-6:15am and 5:15-5:30pm. My parents act as if the world is ending, when my dogs don't get spoiled with all their healthy meals during said time spaces. Whereas when it's time for me to eat though, the kitchen is dead silent. My meals consist of cereal, Dino chicken nuggets, salad, and mainly overall, Soup. I'm not complaining, but that's maybe because I've never had a well made, all fancied up meal before. Though to my dogs, they practically get that everyday compared to some house pets. So when I think of being spoiled food wise, the first thing to comes to mind, are my dogs. That being said, I've never even had cottage cheese or boiled eggs in my life before. The different kinds of food I have eaten in my 15 years is quite lacking, and disappointing to a lot of people, actually. Considering the fact that this blog entry should be a page long, and I'm not quite sure how long I've already ranted on about my spoiled house pets, I figured I should entertain some, and list at least a couple of the common foods I have never even tried before, so here I go- Any type of soup other than chicken noodle, Any type of seafood other than shrimp, Vegetables (other than carrots,broccoli,corn,pees,lettuce- so like cauliflower, peppers, spinach ect.), and to go into deserts- Smores, Pie, and Cheesecake. In addition, basically anything fancy, that you would probably make in culinary class. I could go on for a lot more too. Well, my life has been very uneducated in food, and I don't exactly belong in the kitchen much, considering I can't even boil water. Seriously..I don't know how to use a stove, as sad as that sounds. Maybe that's why I took B&P, to at least be able to understand a kitchen when I go off on my own so I won't starve myself. aha oh well. All I know is, my dogs are living the life, enjoying their noms. Thinking about that, I just realized, that dogs would eat practically anything, yet an individual person is picky on the type of food they would eat. My animals get fed like their royalty, yet they'd eat garbage, but I get fed basic elementary foods and I'm actually a human being, in which it is out nature to enjoy classy things, including fancy meals. Ironic much. Welcome to my life.
-Jamie D